I just wanna look like Elizabeth Taylor in a 1950s movie where she’s the princess of a northern European country but also she’s getting married

Me: *watching my fiancee painstakingly scoop every last grain of rice into her mouth* …

Her: are you saying your fiancee is a fatty?

Me: no, my fiancee has abs of steel

Her: can you put that on Tumblr???

itsfreerheelestate:

Oh god I’m gonna have to start pinterest boards

I know there’s no difference in pronunciation but let it be known that I am indeed saying “engayged” instead of “engaged”

dredsina:

dredsina:

Hey guess the fuck what

We were at her work’s Christmas party (she works at a hotel)

I know I’ve tried to break down Christmas music into its basic categories before, but what it really boils down to are two different songs:

• I Care About People and Not Gifts
• I Care About Gifts and Not People

Now I don’t have to be sneaky about looking at wedding stuff 😆

fymodernflapper:

History Daily

History Daily

Santa Claus costume and kids (early 1900s).

dredsina:

Hey guess the fuck what

We were at her work’s Christmas party (she works at a hotel)