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I just wanna look like Elizabeth Taylor in a 1950s movie where she’s the princess of a northern European country but also she’s getting married

Me: *watching my fiancee painstakingly scoop every last grain of rice into her mouth* …

Her: are you saying your fiancee is a fatty?

Me: no, my fiancee has abs of steel

Her: can you put that on Tumblr???

Oh god I’m gonna have to start pinterest boards

I know there’s no difference in pronunciation but let it be known that I am indeed saying “engayged” instead of “engaged”

dredsina:

dredsina:

Hey guess the fuck what

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We were at her work’s Christmas party (she works at a hotel)

I know I’ve tried to break down Christmas music into its basic categories before, but what it really boils down to are two different songs:

  • I Care About People and Not Gifts
  • I Care About Gifts and Not People

Now I don’t have to be sneaky about looking at wedding stuff 😆

fymodernflapper:

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Santa Claus costume and kids (early 1900s).

Anónimo said:

Ahhhhh!! I've been following you on tumblr for like three years now and this is so cool!!!!!!

I know!!!! Thank you!!!! 😊😊😊😊

Anónimo said:

🎶someone’s getting married🎶

🎶Goooooing to the chapel and we’re…gooooooooonna get ma-a-arried 🎶

Anónimo said:

you got married???

Soon!!!!!!! I got engaged!!!!!!

Anónimo said:

engaged?? congrats!

Yes engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dredsina:

Hey guess the fuck what

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We were at her work’s Christmas party (she works at a hotel)