I was getting a bottle of soda earlier from the supermarket and the lady who was ahead of me in line looked at my soda and was like “is that all you have?” And I was like “ya” so she let me cut in front of her and she said “just scooch past my cart, you can make it, you’re tiny” wow what a nice lady

I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like

i only live a few miles away from where fucking bill gates lives, how am i supposed to afford an apartment when my income is well under the county poverty line

my mom’s been giving me grief about moving out even though she knows i’ve been trying to for years

i’m just moving to the other side of the hill

i’m not moving 800-2200 miles away like my other siblings

but i guess moms are like that

i’m so excited about moving

you have no idea

this is my first apartment, and i’ve lived in the same house for my whole life (other than the ~6 months that i went to a university) — and i’m 24

kanapy:

Dmitri


NOT AGREED

kanapy:

Dmitri

NOT AGREED


slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls)

at least from what i can tell, everybody seems to be leaving my comment on, even with how many notes it has

jaygrakshys:

dredsina:

jaygrakshys:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

🍕follow for more🍕

follow for more what

Look in just trying to have a good day but I feel so attacked right now..

i’ve been on this website for god knows how many years and i still don’t understand it

jaygrakshys:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

🍕follow for more🍕

follow for more what

some of my teacher’s drawings in our assignment page

some of my teacher’s drawings in our assignment page

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

my brother is cooking some fish

he’s going to kill himself

what kind of genius puts celery juice in a drink, that is so nasty