she uploaded AT LEAST 500 possible short answer questions. FIVE HUNDRED

my teacher uploaded 20 pages of blank short-answer questions (in 10-pt garamond, which is TINY) for the test today and i’m like GODDDDDD

but then it turns out there’s a key. THANK GOD

cowjazz:

eridans-plush-rump:

white boys

cowjazz:

eridans-plush-rump:

white boys

look at this man’s mutton chops

look at this man’s mutton chops

there. fixed

i should’ve put a big box over tommy wiseau’s face on that poster. hes the only thing on that poster.

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

i’m up all night to print a damn piece of paper

there is nothing more evil, more sinister in this world than printers

yahoochrome:

this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen

yahoochrome:

this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

scarvesandjellybabies said:

I have to confess that I have read your name wrong since I followed you, and that I just now noticed that it's not "dresdina". I feel really dumb.

you are not the first and you will most certainly not be the last

my neighbor has like this local hummus brand so we have a bunch of his hummus all the time and it’s a very easy snack to eat but it is so bland and i shook like a tablespoon of chili powder into this thing and i still can’t taste the spice

five weeks left until my brother gets back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh oh my god just five weeks i can’t wait


blacksquares:

callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard

(Source: mostlydogsmostly)