she uploaded AT LEAST 500 possible short answer questions. FIVE HUNDRED
my teacher uploaded 20 pages of blank short-answer questions (in 10-pt garamond, which is TINY) for the test today and i’m like GODDDDDD
but then it turns out there’s a key. THANK GOD
i should’ve put a big box over tommy wiseau’s face on that poster. hes the only thing on that poster.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
i’m up all night to print a damn piece of paper
there is nothing more evil, more sinister in this world than printers
this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen
you are not the first and you will most certainly not be the last
my neighbor has like this local hummus brand so we have a bunch of his hummus all the time and it’s a very easy snack to eat but it is so bland and i shook like a tablespoon of chili powder into this thing and i still can’t taste the spice
five weeks left until my brother gets back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh oh my god just five weeks i can’t wait