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Anonymous said:

So I got my work schedule and it's from 11 - 3 and on the bottom it's said "extended work hours" and it's from 3-5. What does extended work hours mean? Do I have to stay those hours too?

ive never seen a schedule like that, so i don’t know. probably?

Two people at my job have petted my new haircut

Everyone at McDonald’s is wearing this shirt

Everyone at McDonald’s is wearing this shirt

so i worked 7am-5:30pm yesterday, which is a 10.5-hour shift, when i was only scheduled for 8 hours (9-5) and i feel guilty today for only staying until 5:30 because they really needed me until 10pm, but at the same time, it’s my manager’s fault that we were so poorly staffed and i shouldn’t have to feel guilty for choosing not to suffer because of his ineptitude


The thing that terrifies the most about talking to people about Star Trek is that if they ask me what my favourite creature from ST is, I will have to unironically answer that it’s the unicorn dog from The Enemy Within



Storm Thorgerson |  28/02/1944–18/04/2013

Natalie Dormer at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards

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can i make it any more obvious?


can i make it any more obvious?

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I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

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i need some cherikssss ive read like all of the top kudos fics on ao3



I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"


My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

i have achieved Peak Gayness