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Anonymous said:

So I got my work schedule and it's from 11 - 3 and on the bottom it's said "extended work hours" and it's from 3-5. What does extended work hours mean? Do I have to stay those hours too?

ive never seen a schedule like that, so i don’t know. probably?

Two people at my job have petted my new haircut

Everyone at McDonald’s is wearing this shirt

Everyone at McDonald’s is wearing this shirt

so i worked 7am-5:30pm yesterday, which is a 10.5-hour shift, when i was only scheduled for 8 hours (9-5) and i feel guilty today for only staying until 5:30 because they really needed me until 10pm, but at the same time, it’s my manager’s fault that we were so poorly staffed and i shouldn’t have to feel guilty for choosing not to suffer because of his ineptitude

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

The thing that terrifies the most about talking to people about Star Trek is that if they ask me what my favourite creature from ST is, I will have to unironically answer that it’s the unicorn dog from The Enemy Within

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everybodyneedspinkfloyd:

Storm Thorgerson |  28/02/1944–18/04/2013


Natalie Dormer at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

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i need some cherikssss ive read like all of the top kudos fics on ao3

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

i have achieved Peak Gayness