wow ok i thought i just really sucked at riding a bike because every time i ride a bike, my pelvis is bruised after about 20 minutes
but it turns out that the reason bikes are painful to ride is that i’m a woman!! standard bike saddles are actually designed for men (because we all know men are the standard form of human), and because my pelvis is naturally wider, my pelvis is not supported properly and i get bruised!! wow!!!! fuck this!!!!!
http://bicyclelab.com/why-women-have-saddle-problems-on-the-bike/
life sucks but at least we get 4 new daily show episodes nearly every week
waaty replied to your post: waaty replied to your photoset: i found some…
pfff omg omg its ok, you probably got the jist of it through your dash
well i’m sure i knew what quadrants were at the time but the reason i drew those symbols was because i was developing stories about the face cards of the various suits (i had literally nothing else to entertain me at the time as I have no interest in jerry springer, and i had read all the nature magazines in the ward); my interpretations of the queen of spades and the queen of clubs are in that drawing, as well as the king of hearts (the pencil drawing of the bottom right corner)
waaty replied to your photoset: i found some coloring book pages/drawings i did…
haha i see little homestuck quadrants
at the time i actually hadn’t read homestuck yet
i found some coloring book pages/drawings i did while i was in the hospital last year! we had a fuckton of markers and pens but the only pencils we had were those kind of short library pencils without erasers (wouldn’t want anyone to get creative with scraps of metal)
all i had to draw from were the playing cards i played solitaire with for 3+ hours a day, and we didn’t have any subtle marker colors so everyone’s exceedingly pink
i didn’t post my updated version cause i didn’t like it but on second thought i think it’s ok to post
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it really depends on the kind of effect i’m going for, and i mostly experiment; if i want to do line art i usually invent a brush for myself, sometimes it’s smooth and sometimes it’s rough
tbh i just whip something up based on my needs and tweak with the brush settings until it’s something i like
for smooth line art my brush looks like this:

and then here are the brush settings for a dumb sketch i did:


usually how i draw, vaguely
when i go to color i usually block in colors with a basic brush and then start with gradients and big airbrushes to set in blocks of colors and so on, and then i just kind of shit around until i think it looks ok! with coloring and shading i will always have transfer on and opacity pressure
(i nearly always have shape dynamics and smoothing on, though)
-trying to figure out how to color
-chrome keeps crashing, i try a different browser, crashes immediately too, it turns out my browsers will crash the moment i try to type anything in the browser
-this text is copied from wordpad
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