some customer today came in, picked up an item in the store, brought it to the returns desk and asked if he could get this item in exchange for another item

sure, what is it

"well it’s this same thing, but it broke so i threw it away. i have my receipt right here."

and my cashier turns to me and is like “uh…can we exchange for something that’s not here?”

and i’m like “i’m sorry, but no. we have to have the merchandise to be able to exchange it.”

that’s what a fucking exchange is

we’re not just going to give you a free product

cause i’d be like “did you see so-and-so today? wasn’t she so cute and pretty?? isn’t her laugh so cute? i love her” 

katzirra:

do-you-have-a-flag:

in a fucking GIANT ROBOTIC LIFEFORM

I’ll take five.

katzirra:

do-you-have-a-flag:

in a fucking GIANT ROBOTIC LIFEFORM

I’ll take five.

(Source: giantroboto)

so basically, i have developed a crush

and i want to talk about her all the time but i can’t because there are certain people who really shouldn’t know i have a crush on her

there’s string cheese and milk in the fridge, so crisis averted…

i think my mom hooked up the fridge in the garage though i’ll check to see if anything’s in there

im so hungry but there’s nothing to eat

duby149 said:

Ok idk if I missed a joke.or something but i born was and raised in America and I have never had a green hotdog why on earth would anyone eat that ???

eh just some public elementary schools in this country serve…sub-par lunch food, which occasionally includes green hot dogs


Anonymous said:

did you go to craycroft elementary? cuz we had green hotdogs

nah, i didn’t. i think a lot of american kids got green hot dogs in elementary school…


OBEY MY DOG

we don’t have a kitchen right now so my mom brought home fast food for lunch and she’s like “just…eat it in the bathroom”


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i have the cutest dog in the world. no one is allowed to disagree with me. she’s SMILING in those last pics.