ha-ha, woman. what you gonna do?
you destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you.
it’s so good that you’re feeling pain,
but you better get your face on board the very next train.
i can’t believe i actually finished this and put a real background i felt like bob ross when i was drawing those mountains
drew this for my bro who hasn’t seen the hobbit and won’t be able to see it for a year and a half \o/
"it can’t be helped. you must have a bath."
"aww but dori i had one last month!"
i confess to not knowing anything about the bathing habits of dwarves
(look up kili’s lurkin in the corner omg)
okay these actually look like tears
ori crying again
don’t worry, they’re crocodile tears
(which don’t fool dori anymore)
i like this drawing but i was supposed to be drawing something else
thought i’d make a gif while i was slacking off
we starve, look
at one another short of breath, walk-
ing proudly in our winter coats, wear-
ing smells from laboratories,
facing a dying nation
of moving paper fantasy
listening for the new-told lies