Guy-Man can’t self-terminate.
…and it breaks my goddamned heart.
When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
CONGA LINE OF EVIL
some days i’m thomas, some days i’m guy-man.
So… this is the truth
seeing couples make out in the hallway
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS AWKWARD ASS HANDSHAKE
GOD DAMNIT THOMAS. THAT WAS GUY-MAN’S HANDSHAKE
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
SPONGEBOB IS REAL