Okay what if we had a Cinderella-esque AU where Gandalf is his fairy godmother and transforms Bilbo into a dwarf for a party. Imagine all of the trouble Bilbo didn’t realize that came with being a dwarf. Boots, for one. Khuzdul, for another. Dwarven etiquette. His balance would change, because dwarves are built heavier. The amount of hair that sprouts from the strangest of places. And he would have to make it back home before midnight and he’s turned back into a hobbit.
last one (on this blog, i will post one drawing to my nsfw blog) before i rescan, which means i might post two more drawings in like an hour
I READ THIS GREAT DWALIN/ORI au and i did some crappy doodles and unfortunately my scanner cut off dori’s head because it’s a tiny scanner but i’m too lazy to rescan
Kinda, sorta, experimenting and stuff.
thorin oakenshield, majestic tsundere
drew this for my bro who hasn’t seen the hobbit and won’t be able to see it for a year and a half \o/
some of those who wander are, in fact, lost
thranduil’s swagger in this preview just gives me an impression of david bowie’s jareth in labyrinth and i just…………………..
thranduil: i have been generous, up until now. but i can be cruel
thorin: generous? what have you done that’s generous??
thranduil: everything! everything you wanted, i have done! you ask that the [hobbit, idefk] be taken; i took him. you cowered before me; i was frightening. i have reordered time, i have turned the world upside down, and i have done it all for you! i am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. isn’t that generous?
thorin: through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, i have fought my way here to the castle beyond the [elf] city…for my will is as strong as yours… and my king—
thranduil: stop! wait! look, thorin, look what i’m offering — your dreams!
thorin: and my kingdom as great…
thranduil: i ask for so little, just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want.
thorin: kingdom as great…damn, i can never remember that line…
thranduil: just fear me, love me, do as i say and i will be your slave!
thorin: my kingdom as great…my kingdom as great…you have no power over me!!